Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in brother_lothar's LiveJournal:

Monday, December 6th, 2004
9:32 am	Brother Lothar wakes up. He has a blue ribbone stuffed into his mouth. Brother Lothar looks up. There is a girl with black hair and a tattoo around her neck. There is also a blonde guy with long hair and a trench coat who could be described as “checking his notes”. There is also another blonde guy with a bunny who is defiantly pointing a gun in Brother Lothar’s direction. Brother Lothar gets up. “I think there is defiantly something wrong with me. Perhaps I should go and visit Dr. Khan again. Maybe he could give me another one of those drinks. It did make me feel very good indeed.” He says as he trips on his own pants that are currently two sizes too big for him. The Murgatroid is getting weirder and weirder, who in the world would had replace my pants? What are these? Some sort of emergency pants?” Brother Lothar becomes unconscious again. “Well, now that he is asleep, lets consult the Book of Eville and get us a beer!” One blonde says. “Let me check my notes… Um, its says here that we are imaginary” The other blonde with longer hair says. “Darn.” Ca-click goes the Bunny. "This is just Shoopid" says one of the blondes. Pop goes the girl... (Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 24th, 2004
7:39 am	Twiddle diddly dee, a Lothar life for me- Tee hee! “Ya know doc” Brother Lothar began, “I see that you have been broken into a few different people, if you let me give you a group hug, I think I can fix you too.” Khan shuddered in fear. “No, I work much better as a team, thank you.” “Suit yourself, oh, er, suit yourselves.” Brother Lothar then began to watch as the sickbay equipment continued it scanning. There were lots of colorful lights and nifty pinging noises to keep him distracted as another Khan walked into sickbay. Khan motioned to the other room to the other Khan. They both walked out of earshot from Lothar. From around the corner they could hear Brother Lothar singing about puppies and spring rain showers. “I am not sure if we should sedate him or be happy he is on our side.” Said one Khan to the other. “Can’t we do both?” They both smiled and returned to Brother Lothar with a big Smile that Brother Lothar returned. (Comment on this)
Friday, August 20th, 2004
1:42 pm	Yeah! I am awake! Brother Lothar woke up and rubbed the sleep from his eyes, “Its time to start another wonderful day here in the Murgatroid! Yeah!”. Brother Lothar, even though he was normally chipper, was even more chipper then usual because people on this Murgatroid didn’t usally try to kill him. Brother Lothar sat down and ate a delightful breakfast of Blueberry muffins and granola. “This granola is scrum-diddly-umcious! I wish they had this back where I came from. Yum yum.” After washing the dishes (a duty that was totally unnecessary with the replicators but Brother Lothar thinks that it adds a ‘Homey touch’ to his quarters. After the dishes were done, Brother Lothar replicated another Butterfly wall hanging. Recently IFix put a limit of 1 per day of Butterfly wall hangings when he found Brother Lothar was halfway done “re-decorating” engineering with them. He hung this newest Butterfly on the Starboard wall of his quarters where the light was better and went out into the hall to start his day. He hoped it would be a good day. Then he saw Lothar walking down the hall. “Time for a hug” thought Brother Lothar.. …it was not going to be a good day. Current Mood: jubilant (Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 14th, 2004
9:43 am	Goody Goody! Woohoo! The Amulet Worked! I have a whole new universe of Puppies and flowers and sunset to explore. Already I feel right at home here! Its weird but even the people here look like me, the person that is holding my amulet look remarkable like me! Woohoo! Perhaps he will be friends when he wakes up from his nap! (Comment on this)
Monday, April 5th, 2004
7:43 am	Today. Dear Diary, Today I am too Tired to Move. I had the crew go outside and paint the ship last week. On friday I went to check the paint job in a shuttle craft. And much to my dismay, they had filled the Murgatroid with graffitti that was all about me. And not in a good way. Well, they say that insults are the most sincerest form of flattery. So I can't really fault the crew and thier high spirited hyjinx. But I couldn't let the Captian know that the hull painting was a failure. So I spent the entire weekend outside on the hull repainting the Murgatroid. Now it is a very fashonable Greenish Blue. Boy will we stand out in the fleet now! Of course greenish-blue is this year's Orange-green. Now I have lost an entire weekend and it was my turn to lead the arts and crafts hour. Oh well, I hope this week is better. -Lothar. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 1st, 2004
6:54 am	Some people. Dear Diary, Well, today I started my day by getting my feelings hurt (again) by the Capitan (booger brain). As I passed him in the hall on my way to get an early breakfast, I showed him my idea of a new salute that would really help with moral, something that is seriously lacking here on the Murgatroid. And he laughed at me right there in the hall, I was crushed. And now, as I sit here eating my hot wheat germ and glutton free toast, the rest of the crew is comming in and laughing at me. I am just so sure that the capitan is spreading rumors about me. Well, I won't let that clown get me down (tee hee, it rhymed). I just have to remember that I am good enough, smart enough, and by golly brave enough to face anything that this glorius day might throw at me. Anyway, what I REALLY wanted to write to you today was about the shuffleboard contest that I organised yesterday. I won! Can you believe it! of course no one else showed up and I had to challenge a mop that was there in the cleaning contest, but it was close and I still won. I just wish I had gotten around to getting som spiffy prizes for the winner. Perhaps I will treat myself to an apple at lunchtime. Well, Breaky-fast is over and I have to get scooting off to work, Talk to you later Diary, Lothar. P.S. Please forgive me about calling the Captian a booger Brain, I was JUST THAT MAD. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 31st, 2004
7:23 am	Hallooo??? The Murgatroid seems like such an empty place. Not that alot of the crew are "out" (as the Capitan put it). Storvik, who took my Medailion last year and now Khan have both been missing for some time. Given that two of the Capitan's major Taskmasters are gone it has become my job to keep the Crew up and running. so far today I have organised a Shuffleboard tournament to keep the Crew happy and I have Made a roster to have the crew paint the ship. We are still collecting votes as to what color we should make the Murgatroid, but I have sure, that the crew will pick a Jolly fine color! Ifix himself told me that "Any color the Crew pick would be an improvement" and given his technical expertice, I am sure he is right. I am a little concerned that he called it "asspainting" but I am sure that it is some sort of a joke that get lost in the translation. Current Mood: creative Current Music: Afternoon De'lite (Comment on this)
6:30 am	Puppies. I love Puppies, and Spring, and little kittens, as long as they don't play too roiugh with the puppies, or yeah, and pink, its a wonderous color, it makes me feel free. yeah pink! (Comment on this)